Stray Notions: Twelve

WHO actually watches Big Brother?

WHAT will be the effect on Jesse Jackson Jr’s political career since the revelation that he has a bi-polar condition?

WHEN you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

WHERE is former track gold medalist Michael Johnson at?

HOW long will it take for the folks not paying attention to the election to start picking sides?

WHY is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

DO Republicans reeeeeeeally truly believe that when rich folks pay fewer taxes that everybody will do better?

IF you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Will Gabby Douglas get not some, not most, but ALL the accolades, endorsements, and opportunities that past gold medalist received?

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Stray Notions: Eleven

WHO was the best?

WHAT would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

WHEN sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

WHERE is Nikki D?

HOW do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

WHY isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

DO unto others

IF crimefighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

WONDER after eating, do fish have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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Stray Notions – Ju (Ten)

WHO does it better?

WHAT is another word for synonym?

WHEN people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

WHERE is the Double XX Posse?

HOW does NEW slang get started?

WHY does Metta World Peace (Ron Artest) act like that?

DO robots dream of electric sheep?

IF horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

WONDER if Kim K, and Kanye really got somethin goin on?

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Stray Notions: Ocho

WHO do you blame?

WHAT if cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

WHEN will Obama stop tryin to work wih the Rethugs?

WHERE is the group Zhigge (for true heads that remember)?

HOW long will it take for Drake to fall off?

WHY do/did people think Two And A Half Men is/was funny?

DO you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

IF you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

WONDER how long the Carolina Panthers rookie QB Cam Johnson can keep up the pace?

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Stray Notions #7

WHO has to listen to Dwayne Wade complain about the finals all summer long?

WHAT is the speed of dark?

WHEN I give, I give myself – Walt Whitman

WHERE is Rappin Duke?

HOW important does someone have to be before they can be ‘assassinated’ rather than just plain ‘murdered’?

WHY don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

DO illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

IF you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

WONDER which movie will be the BIGGEST blockbuster of the summer?

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Stray Notions:6

WHO do you think you are

WHAT happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WHEN your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

WHEREever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else. -Angelina Jolie

HOW do they figure out experation dates on food?

WHY do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

DO androids dream of electric sheep?

IF con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

WONDER how it will take the NFL to relize they had a pretty good thing going

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Stray Notions #4

WHO is going to pull it out? The Dems or the GOP

WHAT does Brett Favre gotta do to not start?

WHEN is Jon Stewart going to do or say something that is going to cause a public or media backlash.  Unfortunately it has to happen, thats how we do ya when we love ya

WHERE is Illegal, Da Youngsta, Kriss Kross and every other kiddie gangsta hip hop group from the 90’s

HOW hard is it going to be to have a sit down dinner in the Smith home.  Willow gotta hit, Jaden is acting, Will makes blockbusters, and Jada does whatever it is she does. Ooops our bad is Hawthorne still on?

WHY does it feel lik Lil Wayne hasn’t really been locked up for almost a year?

DO not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

IF the all these Tea Bagger canidates win, Obama needs to kick off a national “Read Something Dammit” initiative.

WONDER if Alicia Keys new baby Egypt Daoud Dean will eventually just be called ED when hets older.

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Stray Notions

Just some random thoughts that crossed our minds.

IF Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

WHO is going to get the Supreme Court nod now that John Paul Stevens is retiring?

WHAT can the Pope say that’s going to make things better?   

WHEN is Mystical going to drop a record now that he’s out of jail?

WHERE is Super Lover Cee & Casanova Rudd?

HOW hard will democrats fight for Obama’s Supreme Court nominee?

WHY are all these supa-rich supa-star atheletes going broke?

DO Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

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