You know them, you love them. But periodically, these celebrities and politicians need an open-handed smack to the face to get their heads back on track. They’re not completely lost. Somebody just needs to tell ‘em.
Suck it up, T-Man.
Somebody Need to Tell:
The Media
Yes, yes, yes, we get it. Tiger Woods cheated on his wife, and not once, twice or even three times a lady. But who’s REALLY shocked that a man worth so much money draws such cheap women? He don’t love them hoes, but obviously, he likes them a whole lot. Still, enough already.
Tiger Woods
Up ya game, Playa. No pictures. No text messages. And Rule #1, neva neva, neva neva, eva eva leave a phone message that starts off, “This is Tiger.” Palling around Vegas with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, you’d think you’d pick up some pointers. They got game; these dudes have been duckin’ out on their wives for years and NEVER got caught out there this bad—hell, Charles was getting head from a hooker while driving drunk, and he didn’t lose any endorsements. Dammit man, you could’ve gotten private pimpin’ lessons from the best. Think of it as a business expense; but it’s too late to write off now.
The State of Connecticut
No mo’ Joe! No mo’ Joe! Lieberman GOTS to go. They tried to send him a message by snubbing him for Connecticut’s Democratic nomination, but he’s not getting it. It’s time to get yourselves together and show Joe the door. This dirty SOB has clearly been bought by insurance companies with the main objective of killing healthcare reform. I say put him out of office and the party so he can officially represent all those insurance companies he’s shilling for right now.
