Michael Steele’s Monday Itinerary
9 am Email speech ideas to RNC vetting board
10 am Research healthcare pitch to NAACP; Disorderlies in Netflix queue
11 am Line up KFC sponsorship for African-American outreach campaign.
Sidenote: Ask for lifetime chicken pass; maybe this will get me back into the family reunions!
12 pm Check to see if Clarence Thomas confirmed FaceBook request
1 pm Vetting board replies: nixed opening rap and big finish tap dance, but suggested location change to watermelon patch. Feedback, they’re warming to me!
2 pm Weekly re-edit of Wikipedia entry while ducking calls from Black Crusaders
3 pm Practice “You da man!” to sound more authentic before conference call with Ward, Armstrong and Juan.
4 pm Call Rico Suave, Macarena guys for possible Latin outreach.
4:30 Cut out early to buy advance tickets for Precious; hope it’s as funny as Norbit!
