Every once in awhile we need to see proof of your grownhead status. If your going to claim the title “grownhead” we gotta be sure you’re really down. Therefore, you truly are a grownhead IF….
8….you remember when it was actually worth it to get up early for Saturday morning cartoons
9…. you had the first iPod; it was called a Walkman
10….you carried a small spray bottle of moisturizer for the first week after you got a jheri curl touchup, to keep it from drying out like Keenan’s in Hollywood Shuffle
11….you prefer rollerskates to rollerblades
12….you’re thinking, daaaaammn, we might actually have a black president
13….two words: Cross Colours
14….somewhere in your family photo album, there’s a picture of you in parachute pants, shell-top Adidas with fat red-n-yellow laces, and a sweatshirt with your Zodiac sign on it
