Since we don’t have passwords, secret handshakes or ID cards we need to figure who amongst us does not belong. Who amongst us is not really a “grownhead.” There is only one way to tell (pause), YOU are a grownhead IF…..
71)…you remember america goin crazy for Cabbage Patch Kids.
72)…you remember your parents saying HEEEEEEELLL naw when you asked for a Cabbage Patch Kid.
73)…you can’t wait to hear Christmas Rapping and Christmas Time in Hollis Queens.
74)…if you can finish this line “Jingle /Jangle /Jingle for the po’ /And when you get your welfare check ____.
75)…you actually give gifts that cost money and require real thought.
76)…you look forward to tricking your kids into believing that Santa was at the house.
77)…sometime during the holiday there’s a moment when you remember (with a smile) some family and friends that are no longer here.
