Periodically, we need to check credentials to weed out the spies, posers, and undercover gangsters (reformed gangsters are fine) and make sure you are a real grownhead. Soooooo, you truly are a grownhead IF….
141) … you actually use coasters
142) … you stay in on a Friday…on purpose…and it’s alright.
143) … all these movies remakes just wanna make you see the originals.
144) … you keep more food than beer in the fridge.
145) … you take your lunch to work ‘cause its cheaper than eating out everyday.
146) … you meet people who were born in the year you graduated from high school.
147) … when athletes retired you thought they were old, now you check and you’re older than they are.