Category Archives: STRAY NOTIONS

Stray Notions: Twelve

WHO actually watches Big Brother?

WHAT will be the effect on Jesse Jackson Jr’s political career since the revelation that he has a bi-polar condition?

WHEN you feel down, why do people ask what’s up?

WHERE is former track gold medalist Michael Johnson at?

HOW long will it take for the folks not paying attention to the election to start picking sides?

WHY is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

DO Republicans reeeeeeeally truly believe that when rich folks pay fewer taxes that everybody will do better?

IF you had amnesia and then were cured, would you remember that you forgot?

Will Gabby Douglas get not some, not most, but ALL the accolades, endorsements, and opportunities that past gold medalist received?

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Stray Notions: Eleven


WHO was the best?

WHAT would happen if there were no hypothetical questions?

WHEN sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

WHERE is Nikki D?

HOW do you know when it is time to tune your bagpipes?

WHY isn’t 11 pronounced onety one?

DO unto others

IF crimefighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

WONDER after eating, do fish have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?

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Stray Notions – Ju (Ten)

WHO does it better?

WHAT is another word for synonym?

WHEN people go mental, why do they get physically violent?

WHERE is the Double XX Posse?

HOW does NEW slang get started?

WHY does Metta World Peace (Ron Artest) act like that?

DO robots dream of electric sheep?

IF horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

WONDER if Kim K, and Kanye really got somethin goin on?

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Stray Notions: Negan (Nine)

WHO hasn’t heard of Jeremy Lin?

WHAT is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

WHEN is the time REALLY RIGHT?

WHERE were you when you found out Whitney Houston died?

HOW can hip hop be dead if Wu Tang is forever?

WHY isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?

DO you remember the 1st time you heard a Whitney Houston song?

IF a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

WONDER how many people REALLY have a problem with Chris Brown or are just frontin to look good

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Stray Notions: Ocho

WHO do you blame?

WHAT if cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

WHEN will Obama stop tryin to work wih the Rethugs?

WHERE is the group Zhigge (for true heads that remember)?

HOW long will it take for Drake to fall off?

WHY do/did people think Two And A Half Men is/was funny?

DO you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

IF you get a beer belly by drinking beer, do you get a pot belly by smoking pot?

WONDER how long the Carolina Panthers rookie QB Cam Johnson can keep up the pace?

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Stray Notions #7

 
WHO has to listen to Dwayne Wade complain about the finals all summer long?

WHAT is the speed of dark?

WHEN I give, I give myself – Walt Whitman

WHERE is Rappin Duke?

HOW important does someone have to be before they can be ‘assassinated’ rather than just plain ‘murdered’?

WHY don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

DO illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

IF you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

WONDER which movie will be the BIGGEST blockbuster of the summer?

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Stray Notions:6

WHO do you think you are

WHAT happens if you get scared half to death twice?

WHEN your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?

WHEREever I am I always find myself looking out the window wishing I was somewhere else. -Angelina Jolie

HOW do they figure out experation dates on food?

WHY do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

DO androids dream of electric sheep?

IF con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite of progress?

WONDER how it will take the NFL to relize they had a pretty good thing going

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Stray Notions: no.5

Our random thoughts about random things.

WHO is more upset, Jets fans or Bears fans?

WHAT will Keith Olbermann do now that he’s left MSNBC?

WHEN will there be POSITIVE news out of Hati?

WHERE are Lords of the Underground?

HOW come it seems like Republicans NEVER want to do anything for poor or regular folks?

WHY doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

DO old school basketball legends ever sit back and wonder how much they coulda got payed if they were playing now?

IF you tell people where to go, but not how to get there, you’ll be amazed at the results. -George S. Patton

WONDER how long is it going to take for the people behind Americn Idol bring in someone to be the NEW Simon Cowell? (Dame Dash anyone?)

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Stray Notions #4

WHO is going to pull it out? The Dems or the GOP

WHAT does Brett Favre gotta do to not start?

WHEN is Jon Stewart going to do or say something that is going to cause a public or media backlash.  Unfortunately it has to happen, thats how we do ya when we love ya

WHERE is Illegal, Da Youngsta, Kriss Kross and every other kiddie gangsta hip hop group from the 90’s

HOW hard is it going to be to have a sit down dinner in the Smith home.  Willow gotta hit, Jaden is acting, Will makes blockbusters, and Jada does whatever it is she does. Ooops our bad is Hawthorne still on?

WHY does it feel lik Lil Wayne hasn’t really been locked up for almost a year?

DO not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

IF the all these Tea Bagger canidates win, Obama needs to kick off a national “Read Something Dammit” initiative.

WONDER if Alicia Keys new baby Egypt Daoud Dean will eventually just be called ED when hets older.

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Stray Notions: no.3

WHO needs a band with a beat this dope?

WHAT is it about Nikki Minaj that sets off more envy than a Fat Joe record? Lil’ Kim, Gloria Velez, (insert substandard female rapper here)…

WHEN is Obama going stop trying to placate everybody (GOP, Blue Dog Dems, and Tea Bagging Anti-Masturbators) and bring some of that “Chicago Way” to Washington?

WHERE do Mexican drug dealers get their cojones from? In one small Mexican village of about 26,000 the Mayor was found stoned to death, the entire police dept. had to be fired and the chief of the city council was tortured and killed. Nino Brown wasn’t ever that bad.

HOW many church offerings are Bishop Eddie Long’s accusers going to ask for in their lawsuit?

WHY did the inventor of the Segway die in a Segway accident–what’s next, Ronald McDonald choking on a french fry?

DO rappers ever wish they picked a better name?

IF Wile E. Coyote from the Road Runner had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

WONDER how many light-skinned, curly haired, righteous, blue collar  Christian brothers Tyler Perry will shoehorn into “For Colored Girls”?

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